Funny dream order received

” I would like to purchase one (1) dream, of length not less than 30 minutes (real time, subjective dream time should of course follow the standard relativity expanding ratio for dreams of the complexity and content requested) that includes at least two (2) of: signatures written with rocks hovering in mid-air, tortoises that expand like balloons when they drink water, a feeling of general malaise that can’t be traced to anything in particular but always occurs while touching grass, a song so beautiful that trying to play it on a harp cause the nymph that lived in the wood of the harp to resurrect and come out of the harp (which of course interrupts the music). This dream must also contain at most one (1) intelligent entity (the dreamer himself) and conform to the colour palette used in dream catalog #234A56D. “

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